Non veg jokes | नॉनवेज चुटकुले इन हिंदी | Sexi jokes

Double Meaning Jokes / Sexi jokes

8 Sal ka "bacha" rep kes me pakda gaya, 
kort me lady vakel uski nunni pakad ke boli, 
jaj sahab dekho kya is se rep hoga, 
"bacha" bola hila mt kes haar jayenge.
He: movie dekhne chalogi? 
She: corner vale seet lena. 
He: nahi mili to?
She: phir movie dekhenge.
He: baby tumne kabhi asa nahi socha ki kaas tum ek ladka hoti ?
She: kyu aaj tumhara apni [email protected] [email protected]@ne ka kr raha hai kya ?
Non veg jokes

Non veg jokes / Double Meaning Jokes

Tamatar khaao khoon badhaao aur badhaao honsla, 
ki tamatar khaao khoon badhaao aur badhaao honsla,
m*th maaro [email protected]* badhaao faad daalo bhO$di.
 Jindagi se aaj tak ek hi chij sikhi hai ki, 
 jyada m*th marne se kuchh prapt nahi hota bs [email protected] chil jata hai.
Patni :- suno ji aaj billi dudh pi gai.
Pati :- maine kitni bar kaha tha [email protected] mat soya kar,
aaj billi dudh pi gayi, kal bologi ke kutta [email protected]*d maar gaya.
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Non veg memes / Non veg jokes

Miya khane me ab mirch masala nahi raha, darvaje me kundi hai magar taala nahi raha, 
dost ko mere har ladki ek rat bad chod deti hai, dosto ye bol kar ki diye mein ab ujala nahin raha.
Ye ishq ek jua hai batao kheloge ge, 
itna lamba hai batao le loge.
Khade hai muthio me [email protected] lekar, hua karta tha ek [email protected] hamara.
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Non veg jokes in hindi / Non veg jokes

Aaj kal ke aashiq kuch yun jata rahe hain,
ch*t marna aata nahi [email protected] mara rahe hai.
Agar is saal meri kisi baat se khafa ho to [email protected]*d utha ke dafa ho.
Relative: Beta ek poem toh sunao.
7 y/o me: kaali raat bhoot ka saaya, ek [email protected]¢h0d hamare ghar aaya.
Non veg jokes

Pure non veg jokes / Non veg memes

Single life after 11:00 PM
1. P0rn
2. Tissue paper
3. Motivational video
4. Ab se nahi karunga
5. Repeat
"Single ladko"
Kab tak glass se doodh peete rahoge?
Girlfriend ke sath karo ya bestie ke sath, 
palang par karo ya couch par padhai to karni padegi,
warna fail ho jaoge "[email protected]$i bho$dival0".
Non veg jokes

Jokes for adults in hindi / Non veg memes

Kisi mahan insan ne kya khoob kaha hai, 
"Hatt bh0$dike" phir thode se jada mahan jada mahan insaan ne kaha,
"nahi hatunga, Le [email protected]@nt ukhaad le meri".
Tumhe girne se dar nahi lagta kya parende, 
ye pankh kya [email protected]d marane ke liye diye hai bhsdi ke.
Idher tren udhr tren bech me rakhi ek pipiya, 
[email protected]*d tune ise de mang mang raa hai muj se rupaiya.
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Sexi jokes / Non veg in hindi

Whatsapp pe hamne unki khubsurati me ek geet ga deya, 
or msg me lekha ke babu khana kha lo, 
reply aya unka ki geet apni [email protected]*d me dal lo, 
or boli ki muje tum singer nahi pasand mujhe pasand hai singer keke or teri [email protected]@ ki ch*t bh0sdi ke.
Are unchi bilding ke peeche tha hamara ek chota sa jhopda, 
ki unchi bilding ke peeche tha hamara ek chota sa jhopda,
are mere dost ki choti si lu*li or iske ma ka bh*[email protected]
Aayenge teri he gali me chahe der ku na ho jaye, 
ki aayenge teri he gali me chahe der ku na ho jaye,
maarenge teri he ga*d chahe jel ku na ho jaye.
non veg jokes in hindi

Double Meaning Jokes / Non veg jokes

Ki niikal gayi garmiya aane vali hai thand, 
ki niikal gayi garmiya aane vali hai thand,
or tu [email protected]* ke lod* lele mera [email protected]
Vo dulahan ban kr ruksat ho gayi, 
kaha tk karoge uska peecha,
vo bet*ch*d kise or ke ho gayi.
Ladka:- Kash main teri [email protected] hota to sara din tere b00bs se chipka rahta, 
Ladki- Main kisi aur se [email protected]@ rahi hoti aur tu zameen par dhool chat raha hota.
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Jokes for adults in hindi / Pure non veg jokes

Raat to yu he badnam hai romans ke liye, 
ki raat to yu he badnam hai romans ke liye,
ladke to din me bhe mu*thi mar lete hai.
Ki jo ladki aaj tumse kahti hai mera babu mera sona, 
ki jo ladki aaj tumse kahti hai mera babu mera sona, 
ek din chhod ke chali jayegi fir apna [email protected]*d pakad ke rona.
Kei tere sath har keemat pe rah lungi, 
kei tere sath har dard bhi sah lungi,
to mene bhe kaha janeman tu mene liye har dard sah legi,
har keemat pe rah legi ye bata ke sadi se pahle bena con**m ke le legi.
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नॉनवेज चुटकुले इन हिंदी / Dirty jokes in hindi

Mere halat batate hai kahani meri, 
ki mere halat batate hai kahani meri,
dusre se ch*d gayi rani meri.
Ki ch*t ch*t kya pad gayi la*d me chhaale, 
ki ch*t ch*t kya pad gayi la*d me chhaale,
or ch*t fad ke bh*[email protected] bana de vaah ch*dn vale.
Kei aaj kal ke londiya bhi gajab dha rahi, 
coaching ke bahane chu*ne ja rahi.
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Non veg jokes / Non veg memes

Har kisi pe ek barsta baadal ho jayegi, 
aur mera yaken kar mera lene ke bad pagal ho jayegi.
Badi bahna honeymoon par gai, 
chhoti ne message kiya didi jo jeans di the use  jarur pahnana,
didi ne jawab diya is [email protected]@mkhor ne  4 din se chaddi nahi pahne di hai,
aur tujhe jeans ki padi hai.
Taklif mujhko dhoond leta hai roj naye bahane se, 
Ki taklif mujhko dhoond leta hai roj naye bahane se,
vo ho gaya hai waqif mere har thikane se,
[email protected] maar leti hai vo hamari roj naye bahane se.

Non veg jokes in hindi / Jokes for adults in hindi

Apne desh main logo ko protsaahit karane ka alag he tareeka hai, 
jab kisee ko protsaahit karana hota hai,
to bolate hai… kyon phat gaee.
Bhaiya adrak flavour wala c0nd0m dena, 
Chemist:- adrak flavour hi kyon chahie?
Ladka:- girlfriend ko khansi hai.
Ek naya gana aaya hai meri chadhti javani mange pani re pani,ab ye samajh nahi a raha ki nl ka ya [email protected]* [email protected]

Double Meaning Jokes / Sexi jokes

Lakire mit gyi hathon ki aur vo kahate hai ki, 
ham unhen yad nahi karte.
Ham vo aashiq hai jo subah ko sham banaa dete hai, 
chhoti chhoti musammi ko aam banaa dete hai,
humse panga na le chhori,
ham to vo hai jo chhoti si dukaan ko godam banaa dete hai.
Son:- Papa muje ek chota bhai chahiye, 
Father:- beta usme to 9 mahine lagenge,
Son:- papa aap toh contractor ho na 5-6 aadmi laga do thoda jaldi ho jayega.

Double Meaning Jokes / Non veg in hindi

Bacha:- papa ghoda bano, 
Papa:- thek h,
Bacha:- par kaamwali bai ki tarah nahi,kal aap dhakke mar mar ke thak gaye par vo chali nahi.

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This Post Has 22 Comments

  1. Manish

    Baba bhasudi ki jai ho mast shayari h baba

  2. Manish

    Good work bro carry-on

  3. Shivam Kumar

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  4. Anjali

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  5. rahul kumar

    best jokes . you are the jokes king .

  6. rahul kumar

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  8. shalu

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  12. Harsh

    Best non veg jokes……osm bhai

  13. sandeep

    aesi or acchi bnao jokes master

  14. Harsh

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  15. Sujal

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  16. Sujal

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  17. Ankit

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